Your mamma’s so fat she must live in Dagenham
I love stats like these. Some medical research has pinpointed the healthiest and unhealthiest London boroughs. And it does somehow seem to corrolate with wealth or Oxbridge education or standard of housing or something. As you can see, the spritely, svelte beauties can all be seen jogging around the lah-di-dah areas of West London. While the sweaty, wobbly lardarses are firmly ensconced in their sofa’s in the East. And since I made the move East about 6 months ago, you can probably expect me to start shopping for bigger trousers by the end of the year. Fortunately, there are a few kebab joints on the way to JD Sports.
You can read more about it at the Evening Standard site.