Bugger off Air New Zealand
September 9, 2008
Air New Zealand are apparently looking for bald men to rent out their shiny scalps as advertising space. They’re offering a big reduction on flights for those lovely individuals who’ve been blessed with more forehead than others – but only if they get a temporary tattoo advertising the airline.
I like my full head of skin, thanks. I’m not accepting adverts on it for any amount of money.
However, I’m happy to use my arse as a billboard. Any offers?
